alderaans:

A man from the Seo Family at Seoho Fortress? The man who lacks nothing? Is that him?

Alchemy of Souls: Light and Shadow (2022)

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NICOLA COUGHLAN as Penelope Featherington in Bridgerton Season 3

New REBLOG Game

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were-ralph:

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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• Personal friend of Keyzer Sosa
• Uncredited co-inventor of the Oscillation Overthruster

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• Rides a tandem bike with imaginary friend.
• Knits hats for neighborhood squirrels.

• Won a national golf tournament as a teenager
• Her cousin went to school with Meghan Markle
• Once wrote a university paper on the communication habits of squid

strengthofthewolfisthepack:

Can you imagine what it’s like coming home to someone who adores you? Like you’re tired, you’re stressed but all that goes out the window because your person is just so happy to see you

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

autistic-messs:

reggie–peters:

ijustwannagobacktosleep:

thank you kirby

Oh thank god for kirby

ty kirby

livelovecaliforniadreams:

Ben Being An Amazing Friend/Boyfriend To Devi (Season 4)

cuddlybitch:

it’s me, hi, i’m the problem, it’s me…

forbescaroline:

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favorite platonic relationships: jake peralta and rosa diaz

“Wait, what? You don´t actually think that we won´t be friends anymore if the precinct gets shut down? Rosa, we will never not be friends”

zanephillips:

Anthony Keyvan and Théo Augier
XO, Kitty S01E06 “BYOB”

travelingstrawberry:

Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries / Miss S 旗袍美探

Miss Fisher, if you could just stand as still as possible, that would be much appreciated.

Miss Su, are you sure that’s how you want… I’m sure this is how I want my picture taken!

jaeausten:

Forgive me, I have been very remiss in the proper attentions of a partner. What are they? Oh, I ask you how long you have been in Bath, have you been to the theatre and the concert, and so on.

metacrisisdoctor:

— F. SCOTT FITZGERALD

danis-lee:

“Even if you deny it, this is who I am.”

feelsxatwell:

— Hayley Atwell is Mary Crawford in Mansfield Park